Yung Joc defended his peculiar hairdo today (August 26) in a number of ways. First he went the “everyone wants to be a follower” route. Then he tried “Maybe I did this so you’d talk about me.” Next, he flipped it and said, “If I was a white boy, it’a be cool.” Finally, in a last-ditch attempt at relevance, he concluded with, “Hairline on gotd-mn yes, and I still will take ya b-tch.”

Ladies and gentlemen, the rapper formerly known as Yung Joc was reaching. So Twitter let him have it. Presented without comment: