Kanye West is a boastful guys, we all know. He wants to be the greatest entertainer of all time. He has visions of using design to impact the world like Steve Jobs. And, now, of course, he wants to be president. Sort of.
At the tail end of his speech last night (August 30), ‘Ye (the Video Vanguard winner) told the audience he’s running for prez in 2020.
That left us to wonder, what his platform would look like?
1. Everybody Gets Yeezys.
This is the easy one, after West said it himself last night. It could be construed for socialism, however, and that won’t play well with the ‘Publicans. Ye’s gonna have to pay attention to his delegate count to make his run successful.
2. Small Government.
This is where he could line up the Red States. In the past, ‘Ye admitted he has to dress Kim everyday “so she doesn’t embarrased me.” If the Chicago superstar can apply that same method to govenrment, and that attention to detail (and micromanaging), there’ll be no need for federal excess.
3. Truther.
These truth tellers are all about The Donald Express. But, no one tells it like Kanye. In fact, YOU can’t tell him nothing. But he’s openly declared George Bush doens’t care about black people and became a hero for it. (He also became a villain for telling the truth about Taylor and Bey, so, there’s that, too.) Wait until he gets on the stump.
4. Working Across The Aisle.
This guy produces for pop stars, rap geniuses, R&B savants and all in-between. If he can’t get those on the right to work with those on the left, who can? Do remember, Yeezy taught us.
5. Tap Sway For VP.
Obviously, to be president means you’re an impressive individual but no one man can have all that power. So, fittingly, someone else has to have the answers. That only leaves one candidate: Sway Calloway. #YeezySway2020.